Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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