He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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