I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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