no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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