I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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