her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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