Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Holy shit dude........stairs
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