i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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