Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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