these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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