She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
You pole danced in your parka.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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