yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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