i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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