Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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