My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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