I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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