the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
