I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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