used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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