and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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