please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
she peed on how many people?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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