I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
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