But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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