I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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