Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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