4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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