They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
There r osticjed everywhere
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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