did you get engaged???
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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