before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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