Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
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