did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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