Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
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