The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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