you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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