My cat gives me a boner
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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