when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
