it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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