Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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