next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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