Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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