If i come over, it means nothing
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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