I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I just blew my weed a kiss
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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