4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Randomize