Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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