Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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