i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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