You're completely useless in the revolution.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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