Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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