Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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