we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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