It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
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